Tale of Cricketers

If there was a movie made about India winning the world cup what would it be called?

Mission impossible 4

Which is the word you will never find in the dictionary of an Indian player?

Retire

How has the Indian team helped in bringing equality in Men and Women in the country?

Indian cricketers (Men) field like women.

What is the difference between batteries and Indian cricketers?
Batteries have a positive side.

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.

Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.

When would an Indian cricketer have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.

What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.

What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls

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Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Wife :"Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife."
Indian Team Manager:"Sorry, he is just going to bat"
Wife:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"

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Indian batsmen teaching kids ABC...
A for Awkward bounce, B for Bowled, C for caught, D for Dismissed...

Q. What is the similarity between 100m race and Indian batsman's innings?
A. Both take same time to complete, about 10 seconds.

Q. Easiest way to get Indian batsman out?
A. Just bowl to him — he will get out anyway.

Q. What should Indian batsman do after retirement?
A. Become catching coach, he offers the best catch practice in international cricket.

Q. Why did Indian batsman decide to donate his bat?
A. He doesn't use it anyway.

Q. Who can beat Indian batsman's record of two minutes at the crease?
A. Indian batsman himself, if he can improve his running speed.

Q. What’s Indian batsman's favourite food?
A. Maggi (is done by the time he’s back from the crease, bas 2 minutes!)

Q. What's Indian batsman's favorite English movie?
A. 'Gone in 60 Seconds!'

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I think the world cup or such events are not in due time, else our siddu bhaaiya will come out in full form -- Oh NO not to bat but to talk

here are some of his most memorable comments:

* There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.

* Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

* Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.

* India look like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped.

* Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

* Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.